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.Wednesday, July 2, 2008 ' 5:49 PM
we love cloupe

YO people!! ORAL'S OVER!!! haha good for you guys =)

Still got listening compre right? jiayou!!

Anyway, I've got some jokes for you. haha Ok la, not really jokes, but I found it on clubsnap.com and thought that it's quite funny.

-WiseaXe-

How do you know if a girl is not interested in you?
Your sms is ignored or answered hours later
She thanks you for the meal but remains silent on the future date bit
When you say it’s a lovely meal, there is no return compliment
She says keep in touch and never does
She keeps highlighting your faults
She is always messaging someone and smiling during the meal
She tells you someone gave her a bigger birthday present
She answer to your invites are always ‘will see’ or ‘I will think about it’
She doesn’t return your calls
She used to reply your emails, but now says she doesn’t like to write at all
_________________

You take a picture of her and her dad, run like crazy to enlarge it, frame it and give it to her as a birthday present, and she tells you, another man give her a big digital camera...

She tells you upfront she is a HMW - high maintainence woman

She tells you your clothes are not hip, you don't speak good English (and you got A2 for A levels) and you are not from ACS

_________________

How they communicate:

- you are a nice person but....
- there must be nicer girls out there
- how about so & so
- you are too good for me
- lets keep in touch
- we can still be friends
- you are like a brother to me
- can I keep the car...
- can I keep the HDB flat

There's another one that says how do you know if the girl is not keen on you. But I find it quite dumb. haha both the post and the girl are dumb XD

Anyway, I was telling my friend that if you want reject guys, that's the way!! haha







Past

  • June 2008
  • July 2008
  • August 2008
  • September 2008
  • October 2008
  • November 2008
  • December 2008
  • January 2009
  • September 2009
  • October 2009


    • Ladies

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    Annabel; 14.09.92
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    Anne; 06.09.92
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    Casandra; 11.04.92
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    Celine; 15.06.92
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    Cynthia; 16.06.92
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    Livvi; 03.08.92
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    Mavis; 15.02.92
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    Sophie; 03.10.92
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    Toonjia; 28.06.92
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    Wanxuan; 30.03.92
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    Xiangliang; 10.07.92

    Craves

    - Our 6 points(:
    - Mr J2 :D
    - My million crushes
    - Grow taller
    - Shopping!
    - Be a taitai
    - Be emokid forever
    - Little black dress books
    - Mike HO
    - Lemons:D
    - GREEN TEA CAKE :D

    Whisper
    tag only if you love us(:


    Exits

    Boycrazy girl
    Mrs J2/Coleslaw/Cucumber/Caramel
    Huiqin
    Sham
    Poo
    Soap
    Sponge
    WiseaXe


    Dating Rules

    1. Boyfriend must be at least 5 cm taller than you
    2. Must inform cloupe when you start dating
    3. Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early
    4. Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss
    5. If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday
    6. Let your man pay
    7. Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him
    8. Don't go checking other people out when you are with your date(you deserve to get dumped)
    9. Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply
    10. Remeber to always have fun when you're on a date!